Riddles
CBÉS 0224
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What is black and white and read all over. A newspaper.
I went to the wood for brosna, I got no brosna and I had brosna back with me? I had a dog with me called Brosna.
What bow can no one tie? A rainbow
What's full and holds more. A pot of potatoes.
Why is it dangerous to take a nap in the train? Because it runs over sleepers.
When is a bill like an old armchair? When it is resented.
What is the most like a horses shoe? A pony's shoe.
The half of a morn the whole of a bill there is a little down in Leitrim and it is there still?
Why is Leitrim like a springing cow? Because it is near calving(Cavan).
Why is a fat man always sad? Because he is full of size(sighs).
My mistress sent me to your mistress for a loan of a kit axe a double mantaxe to beat up the nettle to t-made.
A churn dash.
I went to the wood for brosna, I got no brosna and I had brosna back with me? I had a dog with me called Brosna.
What bow can no one tie? A rainbow
What's full and holds more. A pot of potatoes.
Why is it dangerous to take a nap in the train? Because it runs over sleepers.
When is a bill like an old armchair? When it is resented.
What is the most like a horses shoe? A pony's shoe.
The half of a morn the whole of a bill there is a little down in Leitrim and it is there still?
Why is Leitrim like a springing cow? Because it is near calving(Cavan).
Why is a fat man always sad? Because he is full of size(sighs).
My mistress sent me to your mistress for a loan of a kit axe a double mantaxe to beat up the nettle to t-made.
A churn dash.