School: An Pasáiste Thoir (B.), Port Láirge
- Location:
- Passage East, Co. Waterford
- Teacher: Proinnsias Ó Heachthigheirn
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- Q. What is half the moon like?
A. The other half.Q. What is twice the half of twopence - halfpenny-farthing?
A. Twopence halfpenny farthing.Q. Black and white and read all over?
A. A newspaper.Q. What goes up when the rain comes down?
A. An umbrella.Q. Why does a chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side.Q. What is it that walks with its head downwards?
A. A nail in the sole of your boot.Q. What has five fingers and no bones?
A. A glove.Q. What must you do before you come down a stairs?
A. You must go up it.Q. Patch upon patch without any stitches.
A. A cabbage.Q. Long legs, crooked thighs, small head and no eyes?
A. A tongs.(continues on next page)- Collector
- Patrick Quigley
- Gender
- Male