School: Clochar Lughbhaidh, Bundobhráin (roll number 14531)

Location:
Bundoran, Co. Donegal
Teacher:
Siúracha Naomh Lughbhaidh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 1026, Page 005

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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 1026, Page 005

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    Very small boy to airman – “Are you going up in your plane?” “Why?” said the airman. “Well” said the boy “would you please look for my kite I lost it last week.”
    A man in the town was selling watches very cheap and a customer said “They must have cost as much as you are selling them at.” The man said “yes they do.” “Well then how do you profit?” The jeweller [sic] said “By repairing them.”
    A strange man was in Kinlough one time he asked a certain man if the town was lighted by electricity. The man said “yes when there is a thunder storm on.”

    The teacher asked a boy in school one day “What is a hedgehog like.” Well” said the boy “it is like a pin cushion with the pins stuck in the wrong way.”
    A man was asked what would he do if he met a bear. “Well” said he “I would be famous because I would be the
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English