School: Ballinamore (B.) (roll number 2820)

Location:
Ballinamore, Co. Leitrim
Teacher:
Seán Heslin
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    251 Q. How many feet have forty sheep, the shepherd, a his dog?
    A. Two feet.
    252 Q. Why does a person go to bed?
    A. Because the bed won't come to the person.
    253 Q. What would it take to make a pair of shoes?
    A. Two shoes.
    254 Q. What is the longest word in the English language?
    A. Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letters.
    255 Q. Why are washwomen always foolish?
    A. Because they put out tubs to catch soft water when it's raining hard.
    256 Q. I went up the road and came back the road [sic] and I took the road on my back?
    A. A ladder.
    257 Q. Why doesn't a clock strike thirteen?
    A. Because it hasn't the face to do so.
    258 Q. What goes through the wood and leaves a rag on every bush?
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Francis Michael Mc Govern
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Cloverhill or Corglass, Co. Leitrim