School: Muckalee, Kilkenny (roll number 3832)
- Location:
- Muckalee, Co. Kilkenny
- Teachers: P. Ó Conchobhair T. Ó Teimhneáin
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- Teacher:- "Can anyone tell me the meaning of the word average."
Tom:- "Yes, Miss, it is a thing that a hen lays an egg on."
Teacher:- "Why do you say that?
Tom:- "Because you told us before, that hen laid an egg on an average once a day---Teacher (examing class). If I said something bad about another girl, behind her back, what would that be?
Little Girl: Please miss, that would be backbiting.
Teacher: And if I said the same before her face, what would that be?
Little Girl: "Front biting."---Husband: This paper says, "Men are cooler than women."
Wife: Well perhaps they are, - in this world; but they won't be in the next.---Nam was driving the ducks down the road, when Tom came along.
"Are all these runners?" said Tom,(continues on next page)