School: Gowran (roll number 15365)

Location:
Gowran, Co. Kilkenny
Teacher:
Michael Phelan
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    Riddles
    Ques What is the longest word in the English language.
    Ans. Smiles. Because there is a mile between the first and last letter.
    Ques. What is the difference between the Prince of Wales, a monkey's mother, a bald-headed man and an orphan boy?
    Ans. The Prince of Wales is the heir apparent, the monkey's mother is a hairy parent, a bald-headed man has no hair apparent and the orphan boy has ne'er a parent.
    Ques What robbery is not dangerous.
    Ans A safe robbery.
    Ques. When was beef the highest it had ever been.
    Ans. When the cow jumped over the moon.
    Ques. Why is a donkey like a whirlpool.
    Ans. Because he is a eddy.
    Ques. What key is a poisonous one,
    Ans.Whiskey.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English