School: Killmallock Convent School
- Location:
- Kilmallock, Co. Limerick
- Teacher: An tSr. Dimpna
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- (continued from previous page)Why does a hen cross the road?
Answer = Because she wants to get to the other side.What part of a cow goes over the ditch first?
Answer = Her breath.Which is the best way to make a trousers last?
Answer = Make the coat and vest first.What is taken before you get it?
Answer = Your photograph.When is a lamp in a bad temper?
Answer = When it is put out.When is a man not a man?
Answer = When he is a -shaving.'Tis in 'tis out, 'tis like a trout 'tis slippery wet and greasy.
Answer = Your tongue.Headed like a thimble, tailed like a rat, you may guess forever but you will not guess that.
Answer = A smoking pipe.(continues on next page)- Collector
- Maureen O' Connor
- Gender
- Female
- Age
- 13
- Address
- Ballingaddy North, Co. Limerick
- Informant
- Winefrid O' Connor
- Gender
- Female
- Age
- 46
- Address
- Ballingaddy North, Co. Limerick