School: Clonmore, Teampoll Mór (roll number 12541)

Location:
Clonmore, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Siobhán, Bean Uí Allmhain
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    6 As round as an apple as deep as a pail, it will never cry out till it is caught by the tail?
    Answer A bell.
    7 How is it a horse is never hungry?
    Answer. Because he always has a bit in his mouth.
    8 As I went up the hill of wonders, I met forty little devils tearing the hill asunder?
    Answer A man harrowing.
    9 Two dead men fighting two blind men looking on two cripples running for the police and two dummies telling them to hurry on?
    Answer A bag of lies
    10 How is a school master compared to an engine driver?
    Answer One trains the mind and the other minds the train.
    11 Ink, ank under the bank ten drawing four?
    Answer A woman milking a cow
    12 What side of meat fries first?
    Answer The side next the pan.
    13 What side of a cup is the handle on?
    Answer On the outside.
    14 Off it goes upon its toes and never looks behind it?
    Answer A train.
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Thomas Martin
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Clonmore, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Patrick Cunningham
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Clonmore, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Thomas Martin
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Clonmore, Co. Tipperary