School: Cill na Móna (C.) (roll number 13626)
- Location:
- Kilnamona, Co. Clare
- Teacher: Síle Céitinn
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4 Why does the cow look over the wall?
Ans- Because she could not look under it.
5 A lazy old face ,a hard working father,twelve little children all the same colour?
Ans- A clock.
6 What is half the moon like?
Ans- The other half.
7 What is the weight of the moon?
Ans-Four quarters.
8 What smells most when you go into a garden?
Ans-Your nose.
9. If a peacock went up on top of a wall and laid an egg,if the egg fell into another woman's which woman would own the egg.
Ans-A peacock does not lay eggs.
10 When did Moses sleep, five in a bed?
Ans- When he slept with his forefathers. (no title)
“Three men from the parish of Kilnamona went to America one time...”
Three men from the parish of Kilnamona went to America one time ,they were unable to find work .They had all their money spent except five dollars each. They decided on a plan to make money before before the last of their money was spent.
They went into a public house and one of them called for a drink .He handed in his five dollar bill for the drink ,and told the bar maid(continues on next page)