School: Meath Hill (roll number 7166)

Location:
Meath Hill, Co. Meath
Teacher:
Patrick J. Connolly
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0712, Page 159

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  1. If you threw a man out of a window what does he fall against?- His will.
    Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Says a fellow to a fellow could a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means. Hoe many f's is that?-
    None
    Big long Tom with the big long nose the quicker he runs the shorter he grows? A candle.
    what is the difference between a fisherman and a schoolboy? One baits his hooks and the other bates his books.
    Why do people talk least in February?- Because it is the shortest month.
    As I went out on my grandfather's gap I met my uncle Davy I cut his throat and I drank his blood and left his body lying easy-: A bottle of whiskey.
    What turns without moving?- Milk.
    What always walks on its head? A nail in a boot.
    What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?- A Carpet.
    What is the difference between a station master and a school master?- One minds the train and the other trains the mind.
    Always in debt never in cash and never
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick Carry
    Gender
    Male