School: An t-Iubhar (Ture)

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    Q: How would you compare the point of a dog's tail to the heart of a trunk of a tree?
    A: Because both of them is the furtherest away from the bark.
    Q: Why does the dog turn around a few times before lying down in his bed?
    A: Because he does not know the head of the bed from the foot.
    Q: What is the first thing you do when you get into bed?
    A: Leave your track on it.
    Q: What is the difference between a man dancing and a hornpipe and a clock?
    A: The clock points the time with her hands and the man points the time with his feet.
    Q: A flock of white sheep on a red hill, here they go, there they go, now they stand still.
    A: Your teeth in your gumbs.
    Q: Why does a cow look over a hill?
    A: Because she can not look through the hill.
    Q: I have a mare with a iron throat the harder she gallops she swallows the rope?
    A: A sewing machine.
    Q: What wears its heart in its head?
    A: A cabbage.
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    Topics
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. tomhaiseanna (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Susan Doherty
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    An tIúr, Co. Dhún na nGall
    Informant
    Michael Doherty
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    55
    Address
    An tIúr, Co. Dhún na nGall