School: De Freyne (roll number 16457)

Location:
An Portach Ard, Co. Ros Comáin
Teacher:
Tomás Mac Gionnáin
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    If all the Holy Innocents were buried in one grave and nothing to be seen only their toes how would you distinguish the boys from the girls? No girls
    A leaper of ditches a clipper of thorns, and old grey cow with a pair of leather horns? A hare.
    An old red cow lying by a wall. She would eat all the hay from here to Donegal? but if you give her water she will die.? A fire.
    Under the fire and over the fire but never touches the fire? A cake in an oven.
    Why is a white hen cleverer than a black hen? Because a white hen can lay a white egg but a black hen cannot lay a black one.
    What is it thats full and holds more? A pot full of potatoes which will take water
    What part of the cow comes out the door first? Her breath.
    Black and White and read all over? A paper.
    What is one half the moon like? The other half.
    Goes from house to house and sleeps out at night? A path.
    Round the wood and round the wood and never goes into the wood? The bark of a tree.
    What do liars do after death? Lie still
    What is it that has feet but no legs? A yard rule.
    In a perfumer's shop what smells most? The Nose.
    What is it the more you take from it the bigger it gets? A hole.
    Why is a jumper like an orange skin? Because it is easy to slip on.
    Why is a mouse like a turnip? Because the cattle eat it.
    Where did the cock crow when all the world heard him? In the Ark.
    What is it that has eyes but cannot see? A potato.
    What sign is it when you hear the cuckoo? That you are not deaf.
    A blind fiddler had a brother and the fiddler's brother had no brother? The Blind fiddler was a woman.
    Said a child to a father how did it come that you are my father and I'm not your son? A daughter.
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