Scoil: Lios Uí Chearbhaill (C.), Malla (uimhir rolla 12016)

Ar an leathanach seo

1. Riddles (ar lean)

   

   Roinn Roinn Postáil

   (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)

   When were there only two vowels? In the time of Noah (noA) before you (u) and I were known
   Why does a collector, at the railway, punch a hole in your ticket? To let you pass through.
   When is the sun cruel? When it tans to many people.
   How many peas in a pint? One.
   What three letters change a girl into a woman? Age.
   What happened to the bay who swallowed a spoon? It couldn't stir.
   What is that which a blind man cannot feel but can see? A good joke.
   Two n's, two o's, an l, and a d, put them together and spell them for me? London.
   What twon spells the same backwards, and forwards? Navan
   Why is a novelist a queer creature? Because his taile (tale) comes out of his head.
   Why are policemen, and postmen like the days of man? Because they are numbered.
   What is the difference between a smith, and a reliable horse? One is a horse-shoer, and the other is a sure horse.
   Why was Adam a good runner? Because he was firs in the human race.
   Why is the letter G like the sun? because it is in the centre of light.
   When is a smack like a hat? When it is felt.
   When should you lose your temper? When it is a bad one.
   Why is a miser like a man with a bad memory? Because

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