School: Shanakill, Roscrea
- Location:
- An tSeanchill, Co. Thiobraid Árann
- Teacher: Seán Ó Ceallaigh
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- (continued from previous page)She goes far away and seldom comes home ?
A: A ship.Q: What city fits in a bottle ?
A: The city of Cork.Q: Here I stand and far I see,
A black lamb in a holly tree,
He'd fight the bull and fight the bear,
And conquer all the birds of the air ?
A: Hunger.Q: Why does a dog turn around twice before he lies down ?
A: Because one good turn deserves another.Q: How would you compare Ireland to a bottle of whiskey ?
A: Because there's a "Cork" in the end of both of them.Q: Why is a dead doctor like a dead duck ?
A: Because both is done their quacking.Q: Why is the city of Berlin like a drunken man ?
A: Because it is on the Spree.Q: What is the difference between a piano, and a bad cigar and your face ?
A: A piano makes music, and a bad cigar makes you sick , and your face makes me sick. - You are not logged in, but you are welcome to contribute a transcription anonymously. In this case, your IP address will be stored in the interest of quality control.By clicking the save button you agree that your contribution will be available under the Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 4.0 International License and that a link to dúchas.ie is sufficient as attribution.