palsy and the gout and if the divil is in I run him out. The bollig eagle lame or blind, the deaf or dumb or loose behind. I can cure a jealous wife and make her lead a pious life. My Granny's brains I did pull out, I went and washed them at the spout. They weren't sound I left them there and filled the holes with hedgehogs hair. Her clatterin tongue her teeth pulled out I fixed 4 gate posts in her mouth. I bestowed her two cats eyes and ever since she's twice as wise.
(Cap) That's all right doctor but you haven't told me what medicine you use.
(Doc) An ounce and a