School: Sráid (roll number 14369)
- Location:
- Strade, Co. Mayo
- Teacher: Ml. Ó Grádaigh
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- What three things can we never get?
A towel for the face of the earth,
A shoe for the foot of the mountain and a sheet for the bed of the ocean.What is it that we always see, the king seldom sees but God never sees.
An equal?What is always behind time?
The back of a clock.What is the difference between a schoolmaster and a station-master?
A schoolmaster trains the mind and the station-master minds the train.What has two hands and never washes its face?
A clock.What has three legs and no hands?
A potWhy is a black hen cleverer than a white hen?
Because a black hen can lay a white egg and a white hen cannot lay a black egg.