School: Gort na Léime (roll number 13012)
- Location:
- Gortaleam, Co. Galway
- Teacher: Liam Ó Ceallaigh
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- (continued from previous page)it twenty years said the missioner "anchor" there "said the sailor. "Where will I go when I die" said the sailor "Will I go to heaven" sail away" said the missioner "Will I go to purgatory said the sailor" sail away" said the missioner "Will I go to hell "said the sailor" anchor there said the missioner"
- One day a boy went into a barber for a hair-cut and a shampoo. The barber gave the boy his shampoo and hair-cut. When he had finished he charged him 2 shillings. The barber was annoyed with flies in his house. He asked the boy had he anything to banish them. "I have" said he if you give me my two shillings I will tell you. The barber gave him the two shillings. The boy said if you catch the flies give each of them a shampoo and(continues on next page)
- Collector
- Julia Murphy
- Gender
- Female
- Age
- 13
- Address
- Lomaunaghbaun, Co. Galway
- Informant
- James Feehily
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Lomaunaghbaun, Co. Galway