School: Cill Tormóir (Cailíní)

Location:
Kiltormer, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Rós, Bean Uí Cheallacháin
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    Why did the coal scuttle?
    Because it saw the kitchen sink.
    What soup would cannibals prefer?
    The broth of a boy.
    Why is a promise like wine?
    Because it improves by being kept.
    Why is a sheep like ink?
    When it is in a pen.
    What is it which goes on four legs in the morning, two at noon and on three in the evening
    (A child). In your he crawls, later he walks upright, and lastly in old age with the aid of a stick.
    What two trees remind us of the sea?
    The bay and the beech.
    When is a solider not a soldier?
    When he is in quarters.
    Why should crab fish be pitied?
    Because theirs is a very hard case.
    Why can the world never come to an end?
    Because it is round.
    What bed is soft, well covered, nicely made, yet it is not meant to be slept in?
    A flower bed.
    A fiddler in Cork had a brother a black-smith in Ireland. If the fiddler in Cork had no brother a black-smith in Ireland?
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