School: Abbeyleix Convent (roll number 13613)
- Location:
- Abbeyleix, Co. Laois
- Teacher: Mother Paul
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- Right at That.
The mistress of the house asked her maid, "How is your husband Martha."
Martha "he's very poorly ma'am very poorly. He's got exclamatory Rheumatism".
Mistress:" You mean inflammatory, Martha, exclamatory means to cry out."
Martha: Yes, ma'am, Dat's wot 'tis. He's hollerin' all the time".Love your Enemies
the Pastor met Pat coming home under the influence of drink. "Pat you must slop drinking. Whiskey is your greatest enemy".
Pat: "My greatest enemy. Sure and wasn't it yer Reverence was teaching(continues on next page)- Collector
- Maureen Reilly
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Abbeyleix, Co. Laois