School: Clochar na Toirbhirte, Mainistir Fhearmuighe (roll number 2258)
- Location:
- Fermoy, Co. Cork
- Teacher: Na Mná Rialta
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0378, Page 086
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- (continued from previous page)61 Q. What is it about a house that seldom falls, but never hurts the occupant when it does.?
A. The rent.
62 Q. What would be a good name for a boy whose Father told him to squeeze into a crowded bus.?
A. Ben-jam-in.
63 Q. What gets wet drying.?
A. A towel.
64 Q. Why is the sea cunning.?
A. Because it is full of craft.
65 Q. Why is an umbrellas life a rough one?
A. Because it is full of ups and downs.
66 Q. What tie does a foot-baller like best.?
A. A cup-tie.
67 Q. What is the loudest thing in the world?
A. A candle, because it wakes the dead.
68 Q. Why is the letter T like dinner?
A. Because it comes before tea.
