School: Baile na Martra (B.) (roll number 13647)

Location:
Castlemartyr, Co. Cork
Teacher:
Seán de Barra
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  2. Q. What would you fill a barrel with to make it lighter?
    A. Holes.
    Q If Jack's father was Paddy's brother, what would Jack be to Paddy's mother?
    A. Her Grandson.
    Q. What part of the cow goes over the ditch first?
    A. Her breath.
    Q. If a barrel of coal cost ten shillings, what would a ton of it come to?
    A. Ashes.
    Q. Why does a hen pick a pot?
    A. Because she cannot lick it.
    Q. If you were up on a donkey's back where would you get down?
    A. On a goose's breast.
    Q. I went into a wood, I picked up a thing. Then I came out and looked for it & I could not find it?
    A. A thorn.
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