School: Clochar na Toirbhirte, Fethard (roll number 8903)
- Location:
- Fethard, Co. Tipperary
- Teacher: Sr M. Agatha
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- (continued from previous page)What was the first thing Adam planted in the Garden of Eden?
His foot.
Why is a kiss on a telephone like a straw hat?
Because it's not felt.
Why are old maids always like Volunteers?
Because they are always ready but seldom wanted. - A room full a house full and you couldn't get a spoonful? Smoke.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
I have a little house and a mouse wouldn't fit in it, and all the men in Tipperary couldn't count all the windows in it?
A thimble.
Why is a soldier tired on the first of April?
Because he is after a long March.
What did the cat get when she crossed the Sahara desert?
Tired.(continues on next page)- Informant
- Miss R. Stokes
- Gender
- Female
- Address
- Fethard, Co. Tipperary