School: Caisleán Grás, Cloichín an Mhargaidh (roll number 11288)
- Location:
- Castlegrace, Co. Tipperary
- Teacher: Éamonn Ó hAilgheanáin
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- (continued from previous page)Q: Why is a dog like the bark of a tree?
A: Because both barks die awayQ: Why is an aeroplane like the trees?
A: Because one leaves its sheds and the other sheds its leaves.Q: How many kinds of trees are in the forest?
A: Two - crooked and straightQ: What insect lives on nothing?
A: The moth, because he eats holes.Q: What is the ugliest hood ever worn?
A: Falsehood.Q: What is the unhappiest tree?
A: The Weeping Willow.Q: Why is a clock bashful?
A: Because it always has its hands before its faceQ: What is it that flies high, flies low, and yet wears out shoes?
A: Dust.Q: What is it that nobody wants, and nobody wants to lose?
A: A lawsuit.- Collector
- Michael Dwyer
- Gender
- Male
- Age
- 13
- Address
- Castlegrace, Co. Tipperary
- Informant
- John Dwyer
- Relation
- Parent
- Gender
- Male
- Age
- 50
- Occupation
- Labourer
- Address
- Castlegrace, Co. Tipperary