School: Cill na Móna (C.) (roll number 13626)
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- Kilnamona, Co. Clare
- Teacher: Síle Céitinn
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“Once upon a time there lived a man who one day went to confession and told the Priest in confession that he ate sausages on a Friday.”
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1 What is the dirtiest thing in the house?
Ans-the clock because it never washes its face.
2 As I went up the stairs i looked through my gay golden ring I saw the dead carrying the living and wasnt that a wonderful thing.?
Ans-a train.
3 A useful,useless, instrument once it is bought it is never lent ,for whom it was bought cannot know whether it fits him ill or well?
Ans-A coffin
4 How many feet have forty sheep a shephard and his dog?
Ans-two feet.
5 What is it that never was or never will be?
Ans-your small finger will never be as big as the others.