School: Empor (roll number 941)
- Location:
- Emper, Co. Westmeath
- Teacher: P. Gallagher
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- 1. I went into an orchard and I saw apples on a tree I took no apples left no apples how was that.
Ans. There were only two apples on the tree.
2. What is the most inconvenient time to catch a train.
Ans. Fifty minutes past twelve because its ten to one if you catch it.
3. Black and white and read all over.
Ans. The newspaper.
4. I got up on an ass what did I get down off.
Ans. A goose.
5. Why is a dog like a tree.
Ans. Because they both loose their bark when dead.
6. I have but one eye and thats without sight. I am sharp, and thats without wit, I am bright, and thats without sense, I am a fortune of many and the(continues on next page)- Collector
- Eileen Glynn
- Gender
- Female
- Informant
- Owen Glynn
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Emper, Co. Westmeath
- Informant
- Patrick Farrell
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Emper, Co. Westmeath
- Informant
- Patrick Halion
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Emper, Co. Westmeath