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School: Clonmacnoise

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Clonmacnoise, Co. Offaly
Teacher:
P. Ó Maolmhuaidh
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The Schools’ Collection, Volume 0812, Page 103

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  1. Riddles (continued)

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    Why is the letter " like a scandal-monger?
    (Answer):- Because it makes ill-will.
    How may keeping be learnt quickly?
    (Answer):- By remembering the maxim "Never lend books".
    What are old maids like volunteers?
    (Answer):- They are always ready but seldom wanted.
    What letter would be of great use to a deaf woman?
    (Answer):- A, because it would make "her", hear.
    What is it we often return but never borrow?
    (Answer):- Thanks
    Why is a horse like the letter"O".?
    (Answer):- Because gee (G) makes it go.
    What key is best for unlocking the tongue?
    (Answer):- Whiskey.
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