School: Kinnitty

Location:
Kinnitty, Co. Offaly
Teacher:
S. Ó Murchadha
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  1. Riddles
    Q. I know a little house and a mouse could not sit in it and all the men in the town could not count all the windows in it.
    A. A thimble.
    Q. What is it flies high, flies low, wears boots and had none.
    A. A football.
    Q. What is if if you mention it you break it.
    A. Silence.
    Q. What goes around the wood and round wood and never goes into the wood.
    A. The bark of a tree.
    Q. Why does a hen pick a pot.
    A. Because she cannot lick it.
    Q. What is the shortest way to get from France to Dover.
    A. Cross off the D and you are over.
    Q. What are the three hardest things to be got in the world.
    A. A boot for the foot of a mountain. A towel to wipe the face of the earth, and a sheet for the bed of the ocean.
    Q. Which is the largest room int he world.
    A. The room for improvement.
    Q. What goes up a mountain still it never moves.
    A. A road.
    Q. What is the hardest key to turn.
    A. The don-Key.
    Q. What fish cannot swim in salt water?
    A. A dead fish.
    Q. A head like a thimble, a tail like a rat you may guess for ever but you can't guess that.
    A. A pipe.
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