School: Carrigans (C.)

Location:
Carrigan, Co. Cavan
Teacher:
Bean Mhic Gabhann
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    What are always behind time?
    Answer: - The works of a clock.
    Two dead men get out to fight. two blind men stood looking on. Two cripples running for the police and two dummys shouting hurry on?
    Answer:- A lie.
    What is it that the more you take out of it the bigger it gets?
    Answer:- a hole.
    Black and white and read all over.
    Answer:- A newspaper.
    Two black men and a white man went out for a drive in a car. If the two black men ate the white man what was the number of the car?
    Answer:- 2 8 1 (two ate one)
    What has four fingers and a thumb but can't hold an apple?
    Answer:- a glove.
    Why is a dog's tail like a swan's bosom?
    Answer:- Because it grows down.
    Why is the letter "h" like a cure for deafness?
    Answer - Because it makes the ear hear.
    If it takes a half yard of tweed to make a cap what will it take to make a coat?
    Answer:- A tailor.
    Out I went and in I came death I saw, life In the same, the six they sat, the seventh got free
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Rose Reilly
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Urbal, Co. Cavan