Scoil: Ballyfin, Mountrath (uimhir rolla 15537)

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1. Riddles (ar lean)

   “Q Forty sheep went out in a gap...”

   

   Roinn Roinn Postáil

   (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)

   Q. Twenty-four white cows standing in a stall. Up came a red bull and over-licked them all? Your tongue and your teeth.
   Q. What part of a cow goes into the house first? Her breath.
   Q. What is most like half the moon ?
   The other half.
   Q. Where was Moses when the light went out ?
   In the dark.
   Q. I have a little sister, she sits by the wall. She eats all she gets and drinks none at all ?
   A fire.
   Q. When was beef at the highest ?
   When the cow jumped over the moon.
   Q. When did the blind man see ?
   When he took up the cup and saucer (saw sir)
   Q. If there was an elephant hanging over a cliff with his tail tied to a daisy, what height would he be from the ground ?
   The height of nonsense.
   Q. If it takes a yard of calico to make a jacket for a jackass how much castor oil would it take to physic an elephant ?
   A dose.
   Kathleen Phelan,
   Ockanroe,
   Ballyfin.

   

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