School: Derryvoney

Location:
Doire Mhóna, Co. an Chabháin
Teacher:
Mary Ní Néill
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    touch it it wont touch you.
    A. A nettle
    Q. Hickedy pickedy on the wall Hickedy pickedy got a great fall and all the men in Ireland would not put it together again.
    A. An egg.
    Q. When did Ruth treat Bong badly.
    A. When she pulled his ears and trod on his corn.
    Q. What is that we all eat and drink though it is sometimes a woman and sometimes a man.
    A. A toast.
    Q. Why would a tanner makes chemist
    A. Because he understands ox hides.
    Q. Why are you better looking than a carpenter.
    A. Because he is a deal plainer.
    Q. Why are there three objections to (makes) a glass of brandy.
    A. Because there are three scruples to a dram.
    Q. Which is the longest word in the English language.
    A. Smiles because there is a mile between the first word and the last.
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    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. seánra
      1. ealaín bhéil (~1,483)
        1. tomhaiseanna (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Seamus Timmon
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Cluain Eithne, Co. an Chabháin
    Informant
    Hugh Reilly
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Cluain Eithne, Co. an Chabháin