Scoil: Meelick (B.)

Ar an leathanach seo

1. (gan teideal) (ar lean)

   “Why is the letter k like a pig's tail?”

   

   Roinn Roinn Postáil

   (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)

   Because they are after a long march.
   Two white men and one black man went in a motor car one day. If the two white man ate the one black man, what was the number of the car? 281.
   If all the countries were thrown in together which of them would break? China.
   When is a sailor not a sailor? When he is aloft.

   

   Tras-scríofa ag duine dár meitheal tras-scríbhneoirí deonacha.

   Stair Athraigh

2. (gan teideal)

   “What is put in the corner and goes around the world?”

   

   Roinn Roinn Postáil

   

   Níl tú logáilte isteach, ach tá fáilte romhat tras-scríobh a dhéanamh go hanaithnid. Sa chás seo, déanfar do sheoladh IP a stóráil ar mhaithe le rialú cáilíochta.

   What is put in the corner and goes around the world? A stamp on a letter. What cap do you wear but never on your head? The cap of your knee. What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella. What comes in the door and goes out read? A telegram. What is the biggest bridge in the world and what is the smallest one? The rainbow and the bridge of your nose. What is the difference between a schoolmaster and a post-office boy? The stick with a lick and the other lick with a stick. As I was passing a pillar I saw three

   (leanann ar an chéad leathanach eile)

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