one day walking in to Pat's gate and the first thing he saw was Pat coming out in the kitchen door and a stool hopping off his back. Pat didn't look a bit put out, but cooly walked over to the lad who was coming in and said "this woman of mine must be thinking of removing I see she is getting out the furniture".
Pat as I said before was married twice. The second wife got sick and was dying and somebody was talking to Pat and told him that he was meeting with great trouble. "Oh" says Pat, "By the time you get in these women and get them out you'd have nothing out of them". About this time Pat's mother in law came to see the sick woman one day, and when she saw her says she