School: Caimthír (Camphire), Ceapach Chuinn (roll number 15129)

Location:
Camphire, Co. Waterford
Teacher:
Nóra Bean Uí Chradóig
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  1. A Funny Story (continued)

    Some years ago there lived in this district Camphire, Cappoquin, Co. Waterford, a middle-aged spinster who owned a little shop.

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    Cappoquin, Co. Waterford, a middle-aged spinster who owned a little shop Every week she was supplied with goods by a merchant from a town some miles distant.
    One Summer she decided to give herself a treat by spending the weekend at the seaside. She had no one who would take care of the shop while she was absent and was obliged to lock it up. She had unfortunately forgotten to let the merchant know of her intended absence and he being due next day, a letter would not reach him in time. So she attached a placard to the shop-door which read "Leave nothing", meaning of course, to have the merchant leave no goods. This done, she closed up the shop and went off. Some boys of the place raided the shop and put up another placard bearing the inscription "Nothing left". When the lady returned she found that her wishes had been amply complied with.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Bridget Haffernan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Headborough, Co. Waterford
    Informant
    Máire Ní hIfearnáin
    Relation
    Unknown
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    30
    Occupation
    Oibrí
    Address
    Headborough, Co. Waterford