School: Cill Tormóir (Kiltormer) (Buachaillí)

Location:
Kiltormer, Co. Galway
Teacher:
Pádhraic Ó Muineacháin
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  1. Riddles
    What is the difference between a dead duck and a dead doctor.
    Answer - Both have stopped quacking.
    A man went to a jail to see a man who was a prisoner there. The jailer asked him what relation was he to the man in jail. He said "Sister or brother I have none but that man's father is my father's son". What was the relationship between them.
    Answer - He was the father of the prisoner.
    What will go up the chimney down but will not come down the chimney up.
    Answer - An umbrella
    Little thing, little thing, smaller than a mouse has got more windows than a king's house.
    Answer - A thimble.
    What goes round the wood and round the wood yet never gets into the wood.
    Answer - The bark of a tree.
    I went to the wood and I met it, I sat down and I fought it and against my will I brought it.
    Answer - A thorn in my foot.
    What is the difference between a barber and a burglar?
    Answer - One has a false locks, the other has false keys.
    Dick's father was Tom's son, what was Dick to Tom?
    Answer - He was his son.
    Long legs, short toes, little head and no nose.
    Answer - a Tongs.
    Patrick Tierney, Ballydonagh, Kiltormer, Ballinasloe.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Patrick Tierney
    Gender
    Male
    Address
    Ballydonagh, Co. Galway