School: Lappen (roll number 2020)
- Location:
- Lappan, Co. Monaghan
- Teacher: Seán Ó Ruanadha
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- Arthur Kelly (Groves Lower) was looking for a wife. He took a footman with him when going to a home where there were three daughters. After the party the footman asked Arthur when he was seemingly about to go "Are you not going to propose to the girl" "I am not" says Arthur. "And why not" says the footman & he said "The biggest finger on her hand was not as big as his little finger". That girl could(continues on next page)