School: Tír na Móna (roll number 10441)

Location:
Tirnamona, Co. Monaghan
Teacher:
E. Blackburn
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  1. 1. What causes many a silent tear?. An onion.
    2. A barn full, and a byre full, and I could not get a dishful.?. Smoke.
    3. When you wear your coat out, what do you do?. You wear it in again.
    4. Wee Jennie Huddle, she sits in a puddle, the longer she sits, the shorter she grows?. A candle.
    5. Why is an old maid like a bad lemon?.
    Because neither of them is worth a squeeze.
    6. When is a farmer so cruel.?. When he threshes his corn.
    7. What gets wet with drying?. A towel.
    8. On what side of a jug is the handle.?. Outside.
    9. A little thatched brown house, white house, and a milk house.?. A coconut.
    10. Why does a donkey eat thistles.?. Because it's an ass.
    11. How does a donkey sleep?. With his eyes shut.
    12. What does a stone become in water.?. Wet.
    13. What makes a pair of boots.?. Two.
    14. What mistake does the bride make? She never marries the best man.
    15. What goes away between two woods, and comes home between two waters?. A woman going to the well with two wooden buckets for water.
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