School: Tulach Sheasta (B.)
- Location:
- Newport, Co. Tipperary
- Teacher: Diarmuid Ó Meachair
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- Why doesn't a clock strike 143?
Because it hasn't the face to do so.
What is always behind time ?
The back of a watch
Why is toffee like a racehorse?
The more you lick it the faster it goes.
What animal always has his luggage with him?
The elephant - his trunk
What difference is there between a schoolmaster and an engine driver?
One trains the minds and the other minds the trains.
Why are fishermen greedy?
Their business makes them selfish
Why should doctors attend to the windows?
Because they have panes
Why did the tap run?
Because it saw the kitchen sink
How many sides has a circle?
Two - the inside and the outside- Collector
- James Rainsford
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Pound Street, Co. Tipperary
- Informant
- Martin Rainsford
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Pound Street, Co. Tipperary