School: Mághthobair (Mohober), Dúrlas Éile (roll number 7048)

Location:
Mohober, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Máirtín Ó Mathghamhna
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  1. (1) There was a man in a cinema one day, and a lady came in and she put her hat down on the chair in which the man was sitting. The man got very angry and he said "excuse me madam, would you be so kind as to remove your hat off my chair. I cannot see with it and I paid two shillings for my seat. "Thats little", she replied "I paid two guineas for my hat".
    (2) A farmer and his neighbour went to a close of a mission one night. When they were driving home, the farmer asked him what he thought of the mission, and he said that the tail of it was the best of it, the farmer then said "Don't say tail, say conclusion". Some days later they were travelling along the road and they saw an ass with a very short tail and the neighbour said to the farmer "Begor sir that ass has a very queer conclusion".
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Angie Noonan
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Knockulty, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    John Brett
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    60
    Address
    Modeshil (Ayre), Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Mr Michael Croke
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    42
    Address
    Ballintaggart, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Mr T. Noonan
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    53
    Address
    Freemount, Co. Cork