School: Mághthobair (Mohober), Dúrlas Éile (roll number 7048)

Location:
Mohober, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Máirtín Ó Mathghamhna
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    12. During the Great War this Irishman whom I make reference to was in the German army. He found it very hard to pick up the German language and his officer was always on to him. All soldiers were required to answer the following questions: How old are you? and, how long have you been in the army?, the age was twenty three years and the term in the army one month. When asked of the Irishman in presence of officers his answers were "Twenty three years in the army and one month old".
    13. Some years ago an old man lived in the town of Callan, who was very fond of intoxicating drink. One day as he was drunk on the street he was met by a priest "You'r drunk again to-day" said the priest. "Oh! I am not" said the man "Do you know Our Lord died on the cross for you" said the priest. "Oh! no said the man I did not come by the Cross, it was by Newmarket Lane I came.
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Ena Fitzgerald
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    13
    Address
    Ballintaggart, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    A. Fitzgerald
    Age
    15
    Address
    Ballintaggart, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    John Cashin
    Gender
    Male
    Age
    48
    Address
    Ballingarry, Co. Tipperary
    Informant
    Miss J. Fitzgerald
    Gender
    Female
    Age
    22
    Address
    Ballintaggart, Co. Tipperary