School: Clonard (roll number 16067)
- Location:
- Clonard, Co. Meath
- Teacher: Séamus Ó Fithcheallaigh
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- (continued from previous page)faster he goes.Why is a tight shoe like a fine Summer. Ans. Beacause it makes the corn growWhy is a person suffering from rheumatism like a window.
Ans. Because he is full of panesWhich is the laziest class of people. Ans. Tall people because they are always longer in bed than others.What is the first thing you do when you fall into the sea.
Ans. Get wet.If the poker shovel and tongs cost £1 what would a ton of coal come to.
Ans. Ashes.What is the dirtest thing you have in the house.
Ans. The clock because it never washes its face.(continues on next page)- Collector
- Lorcan Donlon
- Gender
- Male
- Address
- Anneville or Clonard Old, Co. Meath