School: Clonmellon (C.) (roll number 9501)

Location:
Clonmellon, Co. Westmeath
Teacher:
Mrs O' Reilly
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    Why are soldiers always rather tired on April 1st.?
    Because they have just had a March of 31 days.
    What is the difference between the North and South pole?
    All the difference in the world.
    Why is an ajective like a baby?
    Because he cannot stand alone.
    Why is a person's ankle between his knee and his foot?
    Because it keeps the calf away from the corn.
    When a fish out of its elements.?
    When it rises and takes a fly?
    What word of seven letters read the same backways and forwards? Reviver.
    What is the most dismal sort of hobby?
    Fret-work.
    Why is a room full of married people like an empty one?
    Because there is not a single person in it.
    Why is the letter S like a sewing machine?
    Because it makes needles needless.
    Busy father, lazy mother, twelve little children all the one colour? A clock.
    Why are forty perches considered bad manners?
    Because they make one rood. (Rude)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Nora Mc Cormack
    Gender
    Female
    Address
    Galboystown, Co. Meath