Scoil: Cúil Mhaoile (Scoil N. Feichín)
- Suíomh:
- Cúil Mhuine, Co. Shligigh
- Múinteoir: Bean Mhic Eachmharcaigh
Sonraí oscailte
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Ar an leathanach seo
- (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)hill.
A. The clock
Q. Out of a roomful you could not take a spoonful
A. Smoke.
Q. Why is a pig in a kitchen like a house on fire?
A. Because the sooner it is out the better.
Q. What is the shyest thing in the world?
A. The clock, because he has his hands always on his face.
Q. It flies high,
It lies low,
It wears shoes,
And has none.
A. A football.
Q. Why is the little dog's tail like the heart of a tree?
A. Because it is farthest from the bark.
Q. What is nonsence?
A. Stopping the tide with a pitchfork.
Q. Twenty sick* sheep went out a gap, one died how many came back?
A. Nineteen
*Say the word "sick" quickly.
Q. Three Germans went into a shop, one German was the father of the other German's son, what relation were they to each other?
A. Husband, wife and son.(leanann ar an chéad leathanach eile)- Bailitheoir
- Attracta O' Connell
- Inscne
- Baineann
- Seoladh
- An Gleann, Co. Shligigh
- Faisnéiseoir
- Mrs Bridget Savage
- Gaol
- Seantuismitheoir
- Inscne
- Baineann
- Aois
- 80
- Seoladh
- An Gleann, Co. Shligigh