Scoil: Nutgrove (uimhir rolla 10126)

Ar an leathanach seo

1. A Collection of Riddles (ar lean)

   

   Roinn Roinn Postáil

   (ar lean ón leathanach roimhe)

   A They cell it?
   Q Why is a ship always polite?
   A Because it always advances with a bow.
   Q Why is a letter "B" lazy?
   A It is always in bed and never in work?
   Q When is a boy not a boy?
   A When he is a litter cross.
   Q What is it has ups and downs and travels around and wears out boots, but never has my boots to wear?
   A A foot ball?
   Q What is the difference between a oak tree and a tight boot?
   A One makes acorns, and the other makes cows ache?
   Q Why did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him,
   A Because he had no knife,
   Q Why is a pigs tail like the letter "K"?
   A Because it is at the end of pork,
   Q What is the quickest way to cover a chair seat
   A To sit on it?
   Q What has four legs and cannot walk.
   A Two pairs of trousers.
   Q Why are traffic beacons annoying?
   A Because they are put up to make people cross.

   

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