School: Nutgrove (roll number 10126)

Location:
Mullagh, Co. Limerick
Teacher:
Emily Ní Aonghusa
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    A They cell it?
    Q Why is a ship always polite?
    A Because it always advances with a bow.
    Q Why is a letter "B" lazy?
    A It is always in bed and never in work?
    Q When is a boy not a boy?
    A When he is a litter cross.
    Q What is it has ups and downs and travels around and wears out boots, but never has my boots to wear?
    A A foot ball?
    Q What is the difference between a oak tree and a tight boot?
    A One makes acorns, and the other makes cows ache?
    Q Why did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him,
    A Because he had no knife,
    Q Why is a pigs tail like the letter "K"?
    A Because it is at the end of pork,
    Q What is the quickest way to cover a chair seat
    A To sit on it?
    Q What has four legs and cannot walk.
    A Two pairs of trousers.
    Q Why are traffic beacons annoying?
    A Because they are put up to make people cross.
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    P. Tobin
    Gender
    Unknown
    Address
    Lisbane, Co. Limerick