School: An Clochar, Gráig na Muilte Iarainn
- Location:
- Woodford, Co. Galway
- Teacher: Sr. I. Breathnach
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“Q. What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?”
(continued from previous page)When is Santa Claus the most successful?
When he is at the top of the tree.Why does a hen cross the road?
Because she wants to get to the other side.When was beef the highest?
When the cow jumped over the moon.What carries messages from house to house and sleeps out?
A boreen.Black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.What is like half the moon?
The other half.As I was going to the 'Fair of the Mine' I met nine men and their nine wives. They had each nine sacks and in each sack there were nine cats. Each cat had nine kittens. Between kittens, cats, sacks and wives, how many were going to the 'Fair of the Mine'?
One person - myself.Here I stand and far I see a black lamp in a holly tree. It would frighten the tiger, wolf and bear. It would conquer all the birds in(continues on next page)