School: Slievardagh (B.), Dúrlas Éile (roll number 11470)

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Commons, Co. Tipperary
Teacher:
Pádraig de Barra
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  1. (continued from previous page)
    A Palatine Boss: Since the day is wet John it would be as well for you to hang the old wooden gate at the road till dinner time is around.
    John: Very good Sir I'll do that.
    Boss (at dinner time) Well John did you hang the gate?
    John: Well begor Sir, I did not hang it but I gave it the next easiest death. I drowned it. Twas too far gone, and had to throw it into the big pond.
    Another Palatine Boss had John in service for a period, and John suddenly left.
    A neighbouring man met John a few days afterwards.
    The Neighbour: Ah John you have left, have you?
    John: Muishe I have, who could live on peatoes and rubag or mangles?
    (Rhubarb is very plentiful there and table beet was cultivated there too in those days.
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. jokes (~6,086)
    Language
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