School: Carlingford (C.) (roll number 13582)

Location:
Carlingford, Co. Louth
Teacher:
S. Ní Mhártain
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  1. Riddles
    Q. What goes up the chimney down and wont come down the chimney up?
    A. An umbrella.
    Q. How do we know that a camel is a bad-tempered creature?
    A. Because it always has it back up.
    Q. What is put on the table, cut, served, but never eaten?
    A. A pack of cards.
    Q. Why does a hen cross the road?
    A. To get to the other side.
    Q. Why is the letter C something of a magician?
    A. Because it turn "ash" into "Cash"
    Q. How should we dress on a cold winter's day?
    A. As quickly as possible.
    Q. When do people eat furniture?
    A. When they eat vege tables.
    Q. A car that a gentleman drives in a ling that is caught in the sea ford is the name of the river.
    Put that together and spell it for me.
    A. Carlingford.
    Q. What goes round the world with its head down
    A. A nail in the mans boot.
    (continues on next page)
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
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      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
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    English