School: Borris (B.)
- Location:
- Borris, Co. Carlow
- Teacher: Ss. Ó Loinneáin
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- (continued from previous page)had ever heard of the Whitefeet or met them and she said no. I suppose he was one of them who wanted to see if she had kept her word.
- Question: What is the difference between a bottle of medicine and a hearth rug?
Answer: One is shaken up and taken and the other is taken up and shaken.
Question: What is the difference between a school master and a station master:
Answer: One has to mind trains and the other has to trane minds.First hunter: I was cycling through a jungle and day, I met a tiger and what do you think I did
Second hunter: Shot him
First hunter: No I rang my bell.
Quick
Teacher: How many times can a man marry
Pupil: As often as his wife dies.
Workman (Who had just escaped falling brick) I say, be a bit more careful up there. Another inch and you would have to buy me a new hat.- Collector
- James Joyce
- Gender
- Male
- Age
- 13
- Address
- Borris, Co. Carlow