School: Cill Chláráin, An Fhiacail

Location:
Kilclaran, Co. Clare
Teacher:
Ss. Ó Muineóg
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    Riddles.
    Q1 In what does a lawyer resemble a snipe?
    A In the length of his bill.
    Q2 A head like a thimble and a tail like a rat you may guess for ever but you wont guess that?
    A A Pipe.
    Q3.Why does a cow look over the ditch?
    A because she cannot look under it.
    Q4Two black men and a white man went out motoring one day the two black men eat the white .What was the number of the car.
    A 281.
    Q5 If a man had thirty pieces in his trousers what time would it be?
    A it would be time to get a new one.
    Q6 What walks with its head down?
    A A nail in your boot.
    Q7 If a man build a bridge from this to Dublin what height would it be?
    A Height of nonsense .
    Q8 Four little bottles lying on the side of the hill they are turned upside down but can't spill.
    A A cow's tits when she is lying down.
    Q9 Why is a dog's tail compared to the middle of a tree.
    A because it is farthest away from the
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    Topics
    1. genre
      1. verbal arts (~1,483)
        1. riddles (~7,209)
    Language
    English
    Collector
    Teresa Ní Chomhraidhe
    Gender
    Female