School: Cnoc an Bhile, Upton (roll number 4152)

Location:
Upton, Co. Cork
Teachers:
D. Ó Donnchadha S. Ní Liatháin
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    Once upon a time a man named Mr Browne lived in Bandon town.

    Once upon a time a man named Mr Browne lived in Bandon town. He was an orangeman. He had a very long extremely ugly nose. He built himself a huge mansion. When he had it completed he wrote on the pillars of the gate. "What would not men and money do"
    One day a man named Dean Swift came along, he passed the gate and saw the inscription. He though for some time and being a very clever man he decided to correct the sentence. This is what he wrote under it.
    All the men and money, since Adam's race couldn't put a perfect nose on Brown's face."
    Transcribed by a member of our volunteer transcription project.
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    Language
    English
    Collector
    Christina Creedon
    Gender
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    Kilmore, Co. Cork